The Toughest Question of Our Time?
The “you are not allowed to kill yourself” sent me somewhere LMFAOOO
my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol
“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u
one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”
“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me
Thinking about how often romance/the love of a woman is used as a shortcut to redeem evil male characters rather than writing a believable redemption arc where the character actually makes amends for what he has done
oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch
this is the funniest thing i’ve read in my entire whole life
His knees gave in near the top 😂
Lmfaoooooooooooo
Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish replied ‘not for long’
Yeah. That.
did you take his knees ovo
another day another knee